tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12545253090504664122024-03-05T08:09:28.570-06:00BlueshelledJillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-80869412416064540342009-04-17T01:02:00.005-05:002009-04-17T01:06:20.160-05:00BIG newsNo, I'm not pregnant. Why do people keep asking me that? <br /><br />I took the plunge. I'm not taking a second husband, though there are days when having someone who could repair things would be nice so Husband and I can play more Mario Kart. I bought a domain and a host. <a href="http://www.blueshelled.com">http://www.blueshelled.com</a> is official. I want to thank my good friend, Neil, for all of his help on the new site. My friend, Caleb, will be helping with a new, upcoming design. I'm excited about these changes. Please change your bookmarks and readers and subscriptions and catch me there. It's my new permanent home. Oh, and please bring your friends. I haven't written in several days and there is bound to be some new stuff up soon!<br /><br />Sincerely,<br />JillianJillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-17519361664947733912009-04-14T23:55:00.005-05:002009-04-15T00:00:31.248-05:00In which my head blows up<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2fDsAPXvYZ02g4-OoEdZEJTstcsg6j2kkmfMYemmD9MYlLxRSyZ26fH0lPYr92W-7YEX9_glj-2oXB7Is3mGG1lGKb1djVO_4fLseXnYaMdXhYYvA7HvSQSMtcjIP8iQ_6jeW2MTzktbD/s1600-h/MIGRAINE.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 246px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2fDsAPXvYZ02g4-OoEdZEJTstcsg6j2kkmfMYemmD9MYlLxRSyZ26fH0lPYr92W-7YEX9_glj-2oXB7Is3mGG1lGKb1djVO_4fLseXnYaMdXhYYvA7HvSQSMtcjIP8iQ_6jeW2MTzktbD/s320/MIGRAINE.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324777591464669522" /></a><br /><br />Yesterday, I was reading a blog from one of my co-bloggers, <a href="http://www.dadgonemad.com/">Dad Gone Mad. </a> He was talking about <a href="http://www.dadgonemad.com/2009/04/headaches.html#comments">his first migraine and how he only thought he knew what they were about until he’d had one himself</a>. I think this is true about many things, including mental illness—the idea that until you experience it first hand, you really have no idea what you are talking about when you write it off as something that someone should be able to pull himself or herself out of or “suck it up.” <br /><br />I don’t remember my first migraine, but I remember when they started. I was about 6 months pregnant and, like many of my current maladies, all began with the amazing hormone change that was brought about by one of the loves of my life, AJ. AJ just happened to go with me to my last neurologist appointment, which was, incidentally, my first appointment with this particular neurologist. When he asked when they started, and I replied that they occurred when I had AJ, the neurologist showed a wicked sense of humor, turned to AJ and said, “Ah, so it’s all your fault, then?” <br /><br />Well, yeah, maybe. Or, maybe I was predetermined to have them as I got older. I don’t know half of my medical history, so I’m missing an important link as far as these are concerned. My mom has only had them for the last few years, but I started mine in my early twenties.<br /><br />It could be because I’m more tightly wound than most. My levels of stress and anxiety tend to be through the roof. I have to moderate myself carefully to keep them at a manageable level. It means that I have to be very self-aware to avoid a meltdown. I’m usually successful. For me, that is. But stress isn’t my only trigger. Rain, stress, not enough sleep, too much sleep, waiting to long to eat, too much sugar, not enough sugar, msg and caffeine are all triggers for me too. Count noise and light in as well. I’m a sensitive little bugger.<br /><br />I’ve pretty well given up caffeine, except for chocolate. Don’t ask me to give up chocolate. I rarely eat it as it is, but I won’t give it up completely. Since I’ve been eating more healthfully, my migraines have decreased to about once a month when they were at 3-4 per week. I consider that a success. <br /><br />There is no doubt they are debilitating. When I’ve got one, I’m not going anywhere. I’m sick to my stomach, with an ice pack on my head and in bed with my Duder dog, who is sensitive to my moods and will not leave my side when I have a migraine. I may lay there for 2 days completely awake, but in pain. I have to give up weekends with my family and even work during them, at times, if I can. It’s been termed chronic pain and just like any other chronic pain it doesn’t truly go away for good. It’s always there. Lurking. Like those bad pictures you took in the 8th grade that you know someone will find and put on Access Hollywood if you were to ever become famous. <br /><br />I’m just learning to manage it. I’m sorry that <a href="http://www.dadgonemad.com/">Dad Gone Mad</a> had to experience what he did. I’m grateful, though, for one more person that truly understands what the experience is like and has more empathy, however.Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-88900955566333057652009-04-12T02:51:00.008-05:002009-04-13T14:28:02.771-05:00Never ForgetSometimes I manage to get it right. I often think that I'm an ok mother. I'm not downing my abilities as a parent, but I see all of those "super moms" and I do tend to wonder how they have the energy for what they are doing. Short of uppers (please pull your panties out of the wad I'm certain they are in, I'm not implying they are drug addicts), I have no idea how those people do it simply because I can't. I tried the stay at home mom thing and failed miserably. I was sad and unproductive and Adrian sure wasn't happy. However, that's a topic for another time. Today, I managed to do something right and that alone is cause for celebration. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">This is the part where, if little believing eyes are around, you ask them to go away for about 10 minutes. Why you are letting little believing eyes look at my blog, I have no idea because this is an adult blog. </span><br /><br />Last night, AJ was away from home at a sleepover that he'd looked forward to all week. When I say looked forward to, I mean that when I told him he could go after dinner, he was trying to get us to eat dinner at 2:30 in the afternoon. At 7pm, he was allowed to leave and when I say he practically flew out the door and down the street, I don't think I'm exaggerating too much. As such, Husband and I had nothing to do. <br /><br />Can I communicate what a rare occasion this is? The last time Husband and I have had time without AJ was for Husband's Christmas party, which was 2 hours. Prior to that it was my birthday dinner, which was 2 hours and prior that that, it's beyond my memory, but it was likely something similar. A whole night is unheard of for us and while we were thrilled we were also....well, bored. What do you do when you are used to only doing kid friendly things? Bar hopping? We aren't the type. Clubbing? I currently have a bum knee and Husband won't dance if I pay him (and I've tried paying him). Toilet papering the neighbor whose motorcycle keeps waking me as he drives to work at 4am? Well, you know we're in a recession and toilet paper is expensive. We decided to take advantage of the opportunity to actually pick out his basket together as opposed to the whole "I'll run to the store and pick it up, you stay here and keep him busy, routine."<br /><br />Those that know us personally know that we have been on a journey of "healthful eating" that leads to eating properly and restricted caloric intake 6 days a week and anything we want one day a week. AJ has done well with this and is actually quite a stickler for the rules. He's never believed in Santa or the Easter Bunny (again, another topic for another time), and since Saturday is our "eat what we want" day, we decided that we'd let him have his basket early. The dilemma here was what to get him being that I was not going to allow him to go into sugar shock after restricting his candy/soda intake for 4 months. This is what I came up with: <br /><center><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQvc74QINp8ahEpJC0z_Rl6FO7l4XRV8PlK2uf5WYLl37uLY4ezvh1S2FUReEjfQ_8Cex8xXzbxEWCG1nY1GmkwnIo87RVK61EmO8aN-1QAhy9nbSE91N-s8L_HBLcqMh42B4MyEt53keU/s1600-h/DSCN0015.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 282px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQvc74QINp8ahEpJC0z_Rl6FO7l4XRV8PlK2uf5WYLl37uLY4ezvh1S2FUReEjfQ_8Cex8xXzbxEWCG1nY1GmkwnIo87RVK61EmO8aN-1QAhy9nbSE91N-s8L_HBLcqMh42B4MyEt53keU/s320/DSCN0015.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323712770676299618" /></a></center><br /><br />There are a lot of personal stories behind the items in this basket, but I was looking for a small mixture of decent candy that he can eat over a long term period and enough sugar that he doesn't feel like he's missing out. The items I included were items that AJ has expressed interest in over the course of about a year of shopping. Overall, I spent about the same amount as I would have on a candy basket and this is mainly stuff he can use again and again. I also don't feel guilty about giving him a little bit of candy and then telling him to eat healthy meals this way. Husband and I patted ourselves on the back for our ingenuity and waited to see how AJ would react. <br /><br />He came home tired from his sleepover, but happy. I explained the situation about how Easter is tomorrow and everyone else would be getting things tomorrow, but that since his free day was on Saturday, it might make more sense for him to get it today. However, if he didn't want it today, that would be fine and it was his choice. AJ's a rational little guy and said "Gimme the basket." At first, he didn't understand that the bucket WAS his basket. When he did, his expression was hilarious. He kept going through the items saying "this is the best Easter basket ever" and "I will never forget this day." He's a little melodramatic. I don't know where he gets it. <br /><br />The fun wasn't over, though, as Husband had decided that we were all going to see Monsters vs. Aliens in 3D after some necessary afternoon shopping and a leisurely dinner. I'd never seen a 3D movie and I was pretty excited about the whole thing. When we got to the mall, I found jeans (in a smaller size! YES!) and an adorable old-fashioned looking dress that I'm looking for excuses to wear. One place we always stop at is Brooks Brothers because Husband has become something of a BB addict. Look, if he won't take the first step and admit it, I'll do it for him. I'm assertive that way. They were having a sale and while he and I looked at things, AJ made friends with the salespeople. He really did. He talks to everyone. He made friends with the man fixing our central heat the other day, too. He loves people. I couldn't hear what he was talking about, but saw him talking to the man and looking at the women's jewelry and asking questions. <br /><br />As we were about to leave, he asked me to try on a bracelet to see if it would fit because he wanted to buy a bracelet for "someone special" with the money he'd gotten from his grandmother for Easter. After having me try on about 20 bracelets, he chose one that was so tight on me I think it cut off circulation. AJ is a loving little guy and I wasn't sure if this was for me or for someone at school, but either way, it was far too expensive for anyone and he didn't need to buy it. I tried to be sneaky and said, "AJ, you know I don't wear pearls, right?" Total lie. I do wear pearls, regular pearls, not the ones with silver that he'd chosen. He winced and said, "But I want to buy these for you! I'm going to buy them for your Easter present. I want it to be special." Husband looked at him and mentioned that if I wanted the bracelet that we had the funds to purchase it and AJ didn't have to spend any money to buy me a bracelet. AJ looked at him like he was dumb (I'll admit, I do that a lot to people and it's not a good trait) and said "I have money and I want to buy it with my money so it will be special." Leon had him ask me if it's the bracelet I wanted and I pointed to one that wouldn't require an amputation of my hand. I thought that the extra $2 it cost might deter him because he tends to be thrifty with his money. Not today. He had his heart set on this.<br /><br />My 8-year old bought me a silver bracelet from Brooks Brothers so I could have a special Easter present "just like his." With his own money. All the money he has. He insisted upon carrying it out of the store and said, "Mama, this is for you. Happy Easter." I hugged him tightly, got choked up and kissed the top of his head. He grinned at me and whispered, "You'll never forget this day, will you?" No, AJ. I will never forget this day.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1M0Xm-l-z2u8u2zd34DOD13kJsbZYAvz8sruHTPCBqbnTr0-S_94-wEUAeARQoV9FYyghHnyvl-D-f8iMLWoBM5zJYYoNpA7B-P2xN7IvSVi8dwNid-H7TQYMts-1l9SQBOWsRZPztlnq/s1600-h/DSCN0019.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 202px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1M0Xm-l-z2u8u2zd34DOD13kJsbZYAvz8sruHTPCBqbnTr0-S_94-wEUAeARQoV9FYyghHnyvl-D-f8iMLWoBM5zJYYoNpA7B-P2xN7IvSVi8dwNid-H7TQYMts-1l9SQBOWsRZPztlnq/s320/DSCN0019.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323716772172983154" /></a>Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-73515675445843221422009-04-12T02:38:00.002-05:002009-04-12T02:39:40.552-05:00LeftoversApril 6, 2009<br />There isn't much in life that is as cathartic as making a list of songs that you can listen to over and over again that have meaning to you and then just putting them on shuffle when you are having a bad day.<br /><br />April 1, 2009<br />I can say with unequivocal authority that is is not good when your husband instant messages you when you are in the middle of the lecture and the following pops up on the powerpoint screen: "Illusions, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. Or candy!"<br /><br />March 31, 20009<br />If I could see myself the way AJ sees me, I'd never doubt myself or my capabilities ever again.Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-57469067318383309562009-04-11T02:08:00.004-05:002009-04-11T02:18:35.267-05:00Bells and Whistles? Who needs them?Frequently, I take online surveys for teeny little rewards. They aren't anything special and they are really not anything I have to buy. Mainly magazine subscriptions and a percentage off of the flowers I send to my husband's secretary for making his everyday life a little bit easier. Often, when filling out these pains in my caboose, I have questions that pertain to my willingness or lack thereof to buy new shiny gadgets. The question is often phrased, "I am the first of my friends to have the newest technology" or "I like to be the first of my friends to have the newest technology." I usually put myself around the middle ground of that feeling. It's not about having new, shiny things. It's the feeling of having something in my possession that makes my life easier. When I saw this, I had to wonder if this is where our lives are heading. I still don't know how I feel about it. I like my keyboard and I dislike smudges. This is probably a no for me, but a neat idea for those that have a less is more mentality. <a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/19/techcrunch-tablet-update-prototype-b/">What do you think?</a><br /><br /><center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gEni3OmohP8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gEni3OmohP8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center>Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-30869648454537125122009-04-09T22:33:00.003-05:002009-04-09T22:37:00.171-05:00What I wish I could sayWorking in the mental health field, I am not only an advocate for children, but also I am a mandated reporter. Often, I hear secondhand information and deal with the after effects of what molesters and lax parents have allowed to happen to their children. The effects of this abuse are lifelong and deeply bound. These are the words I wish I could express to those people. I am proud of this judge and I feel like this is worth sharing. It's not my normal, cynical take on the world. It gives me hope in humanity.<br /><br /><center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jbfZGSy-ydY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jbfZGSy-ydY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center>Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-67805315829131197392009-04-07T14:48:00.007-05:002009-04-07T17:10:43.603-05:00Magic, not illusion!I have discovered something so incredible that I must share it with you: Magic is real. It is. Before you think I’ve lost my walnuts, let me at least defend my belief. I have found a magical blanket. It’s true. For those of you that have been reading faithfully, all one of you, you heard me mention that, <a href="http://blueshelled.blogspot.com/2009/03/jillian-and-terrible-horrible-blah-blah.html#comments">on my no good day</a>, I’d taken a shine to a blanket, pillow and sock set that Husband gave me for our anniversary. What I’ve found, since then, is that this blanket is MAGIC. When they call it the nap blanket, they aren’t kidding. <br /><br />Within 10 minutes of curling up with it, any member of our family is asleep. Look, I can’t guarantee that yours will be as magical as mine, but, in our house, it even works for dogs. Let me rephrase that: In our house, it especially works for dogs. Particularly those fond of little boys who like to snuggle when the little boy magically falls asleep within 10 minutes of wrapping himself up in the blanket.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZHHdAuCxNiB6qWhorNmwpWEn8EdZ39P1TNmjVs9QtP43yJhUjy25NUE_CVidTOzg5fDYuGf_clhyphenhyphensqEJ_9YUiugU5VDPHkA82JcRNXfWOytQqgJsubJx5rVtQ0n_Q2ADZtNTjMgUBdJ5x/s1600-h/DSCN0008.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZHHdAuCxNiB6qWhorNmwpWEn8EdZ39P1TNmjVs9QtP43yJhUjy25NUE_CVidTOzg5fDYuGf_clhyphenhyphensqEJ_9YUiugU5VDPHkA82JcRNXfWOytQqgJsubJx5rVtQ0n_Q2ADZtNTjMgUBdJ5x/s320/DSCN0008.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322039199664519026" /></a><br /><br /><center>It’s magic. You won’t convince me otherwise.</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVA6kHplvLHhnVy8BrKceO-lMIGMZYzZkKQqRf5IBVNTGSEmhO9syQJM2sR6-ggTDWsZ9K8mV5Vb2BplL2puRJSnl4xEFxFXuEESoDuS9-qBb1nrH1pSBEJTiTnR7X7WAwiiUdDXrX1OpY/s1600-h/DSCN0012.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVA6kHplvLHhnVy8BrKceO-lMIGMZYzZkKQqRf5IBVNTGSEmhO9syQJM2sR6-ggTDWsZ9K8mV5Vb2BplL2puRJSnl4xEFxFXuEESoDuS9-qBb1nrH1pSBEJTiTnR7X7WAwiiUdDXrX1OpY/s320/DSCN0012.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322039358770601570" /></a>Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-33817603882319167212009-04-07T00:38:00.014-05:002009-04-07T01:06:29.882-05:00Oh my glory...Many mothers wouldn't have written this post. They would have hidden this in a box to be brought out when "the one" comes to dinner, or when they have grandkids or when they find the pot or the porn under a mattress. I've considered this post for a month now, even before this blog existed, and I have decided that I have to write about it because Husband and I can't be the only ones that see this. We just can't. It's unfair to...well, humanity. Or, at least, to the one person that may or may not read this blog. <br /><br />AJ often surprises me with the items he carries home in his bookbag. I have yet to find anything that was once alive, so I'll say that I have thus far been pleasantly surprised with the things he carries. Generally, he is good about showing me the things I need to see and allowing the non-important items to sit in there for a month or so. I'm not an overly hovering mama, but I am still up in his grill, if you know what I mean. <br /><br />One day, AJ brought home a piece of artwork. I didn't immediately see it as Husband or AJ had put it on the couch to surprise me or send me into early menopause. I was walking through our always messy living room and I saw a stack of papers on the couch that I had been looking for when a bright piece of blue craft foam material caught my eye. There are no delusions of grandeur about my son's talents. He is what he is and what he'll be is up to him. I'll support him and tell him he rocks and he'll rock. I never expected him to be an artist. AJ loves art. He loves to draw and color and paint and I encourage it by getting him a new art set every couple of Christmases so he can nurture that activity. He also loves athletics and video games and I nurture those things, too. Granted, he never brought anything home from those that was quite like this. <br /><br />On the back of his artwork was a little sign, which makes me believe this art may have actually been hung in his school building. At the thought, I started laughing so hard I was gasping. Not at my baby's talent. He is so, so good. My laughing was at what those poor adults must have implied. When Adrian was asked what he was drawing, according to Husband, he simply replied, "People, Daddy. They're people. That one is standing on his head." We have no idea which one it was. I'll let you judge for yourself. <br /><br />AJ's art inspired by Keith Haring<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjh0Rwipgfe1EcxDZD0MKBHpKN1FXGEXC_Est6Nm1VpDqr9yGBD5lbtkfzQX-zRf432LOCXAJ6YrN_t3m9mtnnGoCHe_UZ8xUxaLmSz_txbGfoqc0AFe17wDXI5wdyOk2ApW4ArFm_4NvzJ/s1600-h/DSCN0002.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjh0Rwipgfe1EcxDZD0MKBHpKN1FXGEXC_Est6Nm1VpDqr9yGBD5lbtkfzQX-zRf432LOCXAJ6YrN_t3m9mtnnGoCHe_UZ8xUxaLmSz_txbGfoqc0AFe17wDXI5wdyOk2ApW4ArFm_4NvzJ/s400/DSCN0002.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321822908349088834" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXyk3Gwq4nhguF321KrhyCvXi6YdggvQ_nQJURWxy1HMFfwq-2Dz8icnGdr7DWgq5LwSWLeHTqIii2J1Cxov5Ad4HSIzP4tnzS4uxv3pP_BPukB2JlVmALMOMq94ufQ0sjK8cIT9x1-GvH/s1600-h/Keith-Haring-characters.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 167px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXyk3Gwq4nhguF321KrhyCvXi6YdggvQ_nQJURWxy1HMFfwq-2Dz8icnGdr7DWgq5LwSWLeHTqIii2J1Cxov5Ad4HSIzP4tnzS4uxv3pP_BPukB2JlVmALMOMq94ufQ0sjK8cIT9x1-GvH/s400/Keith-Haring-characters.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321824318391122914" /></a>Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-20026593267375335482009-04-06T15:16:00.002-05:002009-04-06T15:23:58.483-05:00Snow in April?<center><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BLRB1d7YOsk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BLRB1d7YOsk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="450" height="295"></embed></object></center><br /><br />What's going on in my world today. Some of the cool factor is lost in translation due to the loss of HD thanks to youtube, but it's still pretty impressive, nonetheless.Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-35155444453264509832009-04-06T00:33:00.002-05:002009-04-06T00:44:22.260-05:00It will not happen, I swear to BeeGeesThis will not turn into Jillian's whine and moan weight loss journey. I've been there, done that, bought the tshirt and then turned the tshirt into rags to clean my bathroom. However, this blog is my whiny, narcissistic anger management journal and, by all that is holy and reverent, if I don't get off my weight loss plateau, I am going to explode. I mean it. I will cover this whole house in cellulite and don't think I won't do it. <br /><br />ONE MONTH. One month of no movement on the scale. It taunts me. I'm at *mumble*.2 pounds. Seriously. *Mumble*.2 pounds for a month. It's the .2 pounds that's taunting me. And now, it's starting to move up. My nutritionist, Fran, has finally given me the go ahead to drop down 200 calories because, frankly, I think she fears the cellulite explosion. <br /><br />It's not helping. If anything, I think I may gain because of this. I've read the googled sites. They say that I need to "shake up my routine" and exercise more, which is out due to my knee. Eat at different times. Eat more. Eat less. Eat upside down, which is my preferred sleeping position according to Husband since all this started. Eat less carbs. Eat more protein. Hop on one less and shout your grandmother's middle name while tugging on your earlobe. <br /><br />I'm to the point where I'm wondering if donating blood would get rid of that pesky .2 pounds, at least until it regenerates. I'm trying the eating more thing. The problem is that I'm not hungry. There. I said it. Throw your stones. I don't eat when I'm not hungry anymore. 4 months in and I just don't do it and I'm not going to and sometimes that means that I can go a week at 1,000 calories a day and now that means I'm not losing weight even if I have one day a week where I eat anything I want and can get 2500-3000 calories that day. <br /><br />Fran and I need to have some one on one time. It's scheduled for the end of the month. Our relationship is suffering. I'm going to jump back on the physical therapy and try to get to where I can do exercise. I have no idea what to do abotu food other than eat when I'm hungry and eat right. I just bought a new scale to show the old one who is boss. It's pretty and glass and the old one is dirty and plastic. Who is in charge now? The only problem? It actually shows me as heavier than Old Faithful. <br /><br />2 words: Cellulite Explosion.Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-18870237445585292162009-04-04T15:42:00.004-05:002009-04-04T15:53:10.125-05:00Bad to the burnWeekends around here have become all AJ all the time starting this weekend. It was this way during basketball season, but now that baseball is here, and we have TWO games per week, I'm questioning our devotion to our spawn. Weekends are to be fun, relaxing time. What occurred this weekend was neither and we have signed up to do this every week until mid-June? Have we lost our noodle? Let me explain.<br /><br />AJ's first game, last week, was canceled due to weather. In Nashville, this time of year is highly unpredictable. Last week we had tornado sirens and warnings on Saturday and the ballparks were flooded. There was no way 7-8 year olds were playing in that weather. He was disappointed, but like a good little soldier, he sucked it up and played Nintendo all day. Practice was canceled all week, again, for weather.<br /><br />However, through some magical power or some serious "soak it up" dust, the fields were ready for a game last night so the kids played. Husband laughed at me as I bundled myself in my heaviest coat and got Pea, our smallest dog, a blanket. The weather was cooling and I forced AJ to wear a shirt under his t-shirt. Under duress, he pulled it on and glared at me like I was forcing him to eat broccoli (which, coincidentally, he can make himself puke to avoid eating). <br /><br />30 minutes into the game, we were FREEZING. I could see my breath, Husband had his hands in his shirt and Pea was looking at me like she hated me. Pea hates cold. AJ was immune because he loves baseball. The rest of the parents were coping, but I don't think any of us would have minded cutting the game short. AJ's team lost by a lot. They were seriously outplayed.<br /><br />On the flipside, they got to play again today. Fearing cold, boy do I fear it, I threw a sweatshirt over my black tshirt and loaded up our Weiner dog and went to the field where I proceeded to fry for an hour and a half. 15 hours after the game where I froze, sure enough, I fried like an egg on the sidewalk. I spilled water on the ground and it was gone less than 5 minutes later. I look like a Milano cookie. Half of my body, the side turned toward the sun, is dark and velvety and the other half, turned away from the sun, is as pale as porcelain. I have a feeling I'm going to look funky tomorrow. <br /><br />I think the real question here is whether or not this is worth it for the times my son wins...like he did today.<br /><br />I'll get back to you after I'm done blistering.<br /><br />Oh,and it's supposed to snow on Monday.Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-85002233133505059992009-03-31T23:46:00.008-05:002009-04-01T00:02:44.618-05:00What ifs?When you first consider the idea of weight loss, after years and years of abusing your body, there is a certain amount of fear and reluctance. There are always questions as to whether or not you can truly put forth the amount of effort it will take to lose weight, whether you are mentally prepared for what comes with the act of the effort and the results as well as the reasoning for gaining weight in the first place. There is fear as to possible failure and the difference in how people react to you as a person. Because you know there is a difference, right? In how people treat you?<br /><br />I allow myself to think about the difference in small spurts. Anything more than that feels overwhelming and since I'm only losing weight in small spurts, that feels manageable. Over the weekend, I was triggered by a <a href="http://postsecret.blogspot.com/">PostSecret image</a> that put into words the insecurity of some fears that I have about losing this weight.<br /><br /><center><img src=http://lh5.ggpht.com/_LFYwUqWQaVI/SdLus2KzenI/AAAAAAAAAPA/t9g8oaxJ5Vs/s512/before.jpg></img></center><br /><br />What if I look better now than I will then? Even if I'm healthier then, what if I'd rather be shallow? Look, my self-esteem isn't over the top, but I'm not a bad looking big woman. The extra weight looks ok on me. In fact, the smaller I get, the larger my nose gets and the beadier my eyes will get. I've been skinny. I know about this. I also know that my weight disguises any wrinkles I may have gotten due to the 8 year old who likes to test my heart rate. <br /><br />So, what if I look better now? What if I'm happier as a big girl? What if all the chubby chasers go away and I have no more admirers? What if the Latino men and gorgeous chocolate brothers are no longer interested when there is no "junk in my trunk" and I'm no longer "cool for a big girl?" What if I get skinny and hate myself? Some days I'm just like many other women: full of insecurity. It's just one of those days.Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-75304807964285177152009-03-31T23:30:00.002-05:002009-03-31T23:31:29.684-05:00Compilation of Random thoughts from last weekTuesday, March 17, 2009<br />There is nothing like having dinner at a 4 star restaurant and thinking you are big stuff and then getting home and realizing your fly has been open for 2 hours.<br /><br />Sunday, March 22, 2009<br />I should have had my tonsils taken out 20 years ago. You know, when the doctors said "Let's take her tonsils out."<br /><br />Monday, March 23, 2009<br />When you leave me alone in an office for an hour you lose the right to be surprised when I play with your expensive doctor's equipment.<br /><br />Tuesday, March 24, 2009<br />It never ceases to amaze me how unselfconscious 7-8 year olds are. This occurred to me while I watched the center field on AJ's baseball team pick his wedgie from the batter's box to center field. There is something to be admired in it.<br /><br />Wednesday, March 25, 2009<br />As a child, you are allowed to complain that you want to go home when you are in class. As an adult, you are allowed to leave, but are too worried about how you might look if you finally allowed yourself to ESCAPE.<br /><br />Friday, March 27, 2009<br />I am all about instituting the siesta in the middle of the workday. A 30-minute nap would increase productivity.Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-37656145167713196202009-03-29T22:02:00.003-05:002009-03-29T22:11:30.172-05:00Ooooh, ShinyHey, this journal isn't just a flaming ball of negativity! Like anyone else, I get excited when I find something new and shiny that catches my eye because of the coolness factor. It doesn't happen often because, due to the amount of time I spend on the internet daily, I see a lot of nifty gadgets, but there normally isn't an entire site of them that makes me think I need to open my pocketbook in an otherwise nasty economy. <br /><br />Today, I was introduced to <a href="http://mytagalongs.com/">mytagalongs.</a> This site has a shiny factor of 8.5 because of the coolness of it's gadgets. Boys have tool sites, girls have tampon cases and purse organizers. I do have several men who read this site, so I'm not writing you guys off. There were also some cool items on there that were gender neutral such as running bands to keep items in while you are getting your fitness on as well as inexpensive shaving kit cases or even an <a href="http://mytagalongs.com/index.php?prodid=23">entire office to go </a>for your briefcase. <br /><br />Also, if you want to make your wife really happy, I cannot tell you how much a wife would appreciate <a href="http://mytagalongs.com/index.php?prodid=5">The Handywoman's Kit</a> for her purse. The Swiss Co. makes another version of this for about $20 more and it's certainly not as pretty.<br /><br />I have gone forth and spread the word and I urge you to check it out. The prices are VERY reasonable as is the shipping. I placed an order today, so I will let you know if it takes forever to get here. I'm looking forward to the purse organizer. Anything that cleans out my purse can't be a bad thing.Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-67911866291289595432009-03-29T17:04:00.007-05:002009-03-29T18:10:14.423-05:00Stunting his growth<a href="http://boingerhead.blogspot.com/">Natalie</a> and I have been friends for many, many years. 10, at my last guess. We have followed essentially the same path in life with few divergences, but have managed to stay in touch and close throughout marriages, births, extreme joys, extreme hardships, loss, grief, many moves, new homes, new states, new careers, new degrees and new opportunities. She is one of my favorite people ever and is one of the very few people I can tell ANYTHING and know that, as gross or wrong as society thinks, or even I think, she'll think it's cool or ok or hilarious. And then she'll make fun of me for it. There is no judgment and even in friendships, that lack of judgment between two people is really rare. We've just been through too much and really, we know know way too much about each other.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqsHFtwNEnn50n43An-5xW2Y7mXJBy8SYy7UXIxgd_9Y1vGYkySfPWCiIPLq4EXmWZokjftsbwWAjVS6jP6GgJOwsZCAQruk3FY_pjHZ1bxrnoxWKrj-cKdrTU3Qod9MR3RmY1faH_dCi9/s1600-h/Jillian+and+Natalie.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 285px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqsHFtwNEnn50n43An-5xW2Y7mXJBy8SYy7UXIxgd_9Y1vGYkySfPWCiIPLq4EXmWZokjftsbwWAjVS6jP6GgJOwsZCAQruk3FY_pjHZ1bxrnoxWKrj-cKdrTU3Qod9MR3RmY1faH_dCi9/s320/Jillian+and+Natalie.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5318750146878439138" /></a><br /><br />Around 9 years ago, Natalie and I were pregnant around the same time. Natalie was pregnant with one of the most gorgeous dark-haired, gypsy featured beauties I've ever seen in my life. Bee (as she will be known), is a precocious, tell it like it is, intelligent girl child. She's a mini-Natalie and is amazing. I was pregnant with AJ, a sensitive, athletic, science-minded, all-american featured boy child who is currently sporting a pumpkin grin. From the time they were womb fetuses, these two were jokingly betrothed. Natalie and I greedily planned grandchildren and enjoyed the idea of not fighting over the rights to grandchildren.<br /><br />When AJ and Bee met, it seemed all plans were falling into place. They were like two peas in a pod and AJ and Bee's little brother, Mee, are best buddies. Our plans for world domination by living vicariously through our children were imminent. <br /><br />However, today I hit a snag. One I never saw coming and the ton of bricks didn't fall at once, rather one at a time they fell on that sensitive spot. Someday, AJ, Bee & even little Mee, will all GROW UP. In order for betrothed to get married, THEY HAVE TO GET MARRIED. To have grandkids, they have to...well, YOU KNOW. NO NO NONONONONONONONONONO. MY CHILD WILL NEVER YOU KNOW!!!!!<br /><br />Ok. Ok. I can handle this. He may or may not you know. We aren't Catholic, but he could decide to be a priest but then I don't get grandchildren. This doesn't seem fair. <br /><br />So the question is, how does one of my very best friends factor into this? Well, Natalie recently had twins (Holy wow!) and she took a picture of Bee holding one of the babies. Bee is sitting in a hospital bed holding the baby and for all purposes looks like a new mother. Our babies are growing up and it's happening sooner than we ever intended. <br /><br />It occurred to me that children are doing things more quickly now. Statistics are showing that children engage in non-penetrative sexual contact as early as 12-13 years (7th grade). AJ and Bee are 8 years old. We could be forced to deal with this stuff within the next 5 years. NO. Children can be parents as early as 13. Our children will be adults in 10 years. This is all overwhelming. I know that we can handle this stuff as it comes, but that seems so FAST. <br /><br /><br />The only thing I know about all of this is that I thank God that Natalie and I will be going through all of this at the same time because there is no way that I would survive it without her. Of course I have Husband, but he's not as sentimental about this as I am. He's a BOY. Natalie will get it. She always does.Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-71452749146647334332009-03-28T18:38:00.005-05:002009-03-28T18:41:26.802-05:00Happy Thoughts Compilation from the last weekI don't know if anyone actually comes to my blog or if everyone just reads through a reader of some sort, but every day or every other, I make changes to my sidebar. They are just little thoughts that aren't big enough for a whole entry, though they might eventually make up an entry. They are still things I want to remember, however, so here they are.<br /><br />Sunday, March 22, 2009<br /><center><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_LFYwUqWQaVI/SccZF3vpoeI/AAAAAAAAAJk/RfBfrMeechw/DSCN02501.jpg" /></center><br />When I'm sick, my dogs are as concerned as any human being I've ever met.<br /><br />Monday, March 23, 2009<br /><center><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_LFYwUqWQaVI/Sch1lpcSS7I/AAAAAAAAAJ8/AzPOt9VsPP8/weiner.jpg" /></center><br />When I'm away from home and feel sad, upset or stressed out, the only place I want to be is at home and cuddling my dogs or talking to my family. They are my happy place.<br /><br />Tuesday, March 24, 2009<br /><center><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_LFYwUqWQaVI/ScmpE7XOxVI/AAAAAAAAALQ/Sa-ZCFiWTfU/smiles2.jpg" /></center>Every time I teach my class teaches me more than I teach them. And they make me smile. A lot.<br /><br />Wednesday, March 25, 2009<br /><center><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_LFYwUqWQaVI/ScqxvtgJZCI/AAAAAAAAAMY/5oKV5FicQOs/dr_christopher_blazina_small.jpg" /></center> A test is really just a piece of paper with an ink on it. The only importance it has is the importance I give it and my self-worth isn't based on how I do on it. Thank you, Dr. Chris Blazina for the cognitive reframe today.<br /><br />Saturday, March 28, 2009<br /><center><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_LFYwUqWQaVI/ScxU7F7Q4rI/AAAAAAAAANk/7hMp0zR4nhA/ICE-CREAM.jpg" /><br />Life DOES come with extra credit. It's called McDonald's reduced fat vanilla ice cream.</center>Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-48819885092612441272009-03-28T15:43:00.008-05:002009-03-28T16:18:40.216-05:00You won't like me when I'm angryI rarely see red, but when someone makes a comment that is so clearly ignorant and damaging to so many people, I lose my noodle. Here, let me let you read it and then we'll talk. A friend of mine, who knows my affinity for the game, sent me this message. I assumed it was a joke or hoax, as I couldn't find the origin, until it was clear it wasn't when the local television station in Columbia, Missouri, <a href="http://www.kmiz.com/news/customsearch.php?cx=partner-pub-7918621981228018%3A6a7yrk-imqh&cof=FORID%3A11&q=animal+crossing&sa=Search#620">KMIZ</a> (their local station, not mine), chose to write a couple of articles on it. As an aside, KMIZ has prudently chosen to remove the initial article, but has left the reiterated "warning" up.<br /><br /><blockquote><br />Police have condemned adults who play the latest in Nintendo’s popular Animal Crossing series, “Animal Crossing: City Folk”, as being predatory paedophiles, saying “There is no reason an adult should have this game”, and claiming that the only motive an adult could have for playing it is to seduce children.<br /><br />The warning comes from the Mid-Missouri Internet Crimes Task Force, where investigator Andy Anderson warns that any adult playing the game “is likely doing so for the wrong reasons”, and points out that online predators could be lurking in the game thanks to its multiplayer capabilities.<br /><br />Anderson further warns that police just don’t have the resources to stamp out the Animal Crossing lolicon menace, meaning parents may even have to resort to supervising their own children: “The equipment is real expensive and we cannot afford to buy all of the systems and do not have the resources either to examine all of the possibilities.”<br /><br />The source darkly talks of the game’s relationship building system, where players can exchange letters, gifts and favours in pursuit of friendship, implying out that these elements are tantamount to putting children on a nationwide lolicon meat-market.</blockquote><br /><br />The Internet task force then went on to <a href="http://www.kmiz.com/news/story.php?id=13812">RE-ITERATE THEIR WARNING stating children were being contacted inappropriately</a>, however, after sounding their big, freaking warning bell, stated that <span style="font-weight:bold;">not all adults that play the game are pedophiles.</span> Well, thank you for clearing it up in what amounts to the fine print.<br /><br />Let me explain why this upset me so.<br /><br />First, it's personal. I play the game. I do and I love it. Oh, yes I do. It's a fun, non-challenging, mind-numbing game that allows me to connect with my 8-year old. I watch him play the game, he watches me play the game, we compete for whatever goodies are in the recycling bin, we negotiate for furniture and items, he learns the value of a dollar and he's already learning that he has to pay a mortgage and contribute to his community as he gets older. It teaches friendship and volunteerism, savvy saving and negotiation, taking care of a home and keeping a job, but also relaxing and fishing and playing hide and go seek. <br /><br />So far, there are no little red flags going off about the fishing going on or the apple picking taking place in the game, but if I find anything "sickening" about the game, I will be the first to take Nintendo to task.<br /><br />Second, the initial article stated that their was no reason for an adult to play the game. Well, was there a reason for an adult to play Mario Bros? Probably not, other than it was hellatiously fun. How many of the people on that force played Mario Bros? Or Zelda? Or Super Smash Bros? Let's get me started on the fact that when I was first introduced to the game, through Nintendo's excellence in marketing, it was through this commercial:<br /><br /><center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5Pia7KkuFAE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5Pia7KkuFAE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><br /><br />Anyone notice anything interesting about the people in that commercial? Do they look like little kids to you? I thought to myself, "Self, what a great way to connect with your friends and family." My little sister is 12 years old and lives with my mother. My friends live all over the country and some outside of the country. With Wii-Speak, we could play a game together and hang out at the same time. What a fascinating concept? Nintendo had me hooked only to have these idiots call me a pedophile? What the soup?<br /><br />Let me tell you how something like this affects people. Being called a pedophile, and having that suspicion cast on me would cause me to lose my job, the career I've spent over 8 years in school for as well as throw me out of my doctoral program. It would help me lose my child, with whom I have a fantastic relationship. I would be a pariah in my society. <br /><br />Let's think before we speak task-force. It's something I taught my son when he was 4. <br /><br />As a parent, monitor everything your child does on the internet and on anything that connects to it including gaming systems and cell phones. This is common parenting sense. <br /><br />But if anyone truly thinks everyone who plays this game has these issues they really need to examine why they might believe that someone who likes an innocent video game for stress relief has those kinds of pathological feelings about children. "All" is a serious and damaging generalization and should be avoided if possible. And please don't believe everything you see or read on the news or even on the blogosphere. It's sensationalism and everyone writes for an audience. Myself included.Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-23608936988488043242009-03-27T23:26:00.001-05:002009-03-27T23:27:38.241-05:00That's what she saidSometimes, someone uses the phrase "that's what she said" in such a way that there is no room for anyone to say anything. There is stunned silence. It's even funnier when the person who just got pwned doesn't get it.<br /><br />Therefore, this is so full of win, it rounds lose and comes back to a home run win!<br /><br /><object width="365" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.c-spanarchives.org/flash/cspanPlayer.swf?pid=284890-1&clipStart=9049.96&clipStop=9109.30&autoplay=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.c-spanarchives.org/flash/cspanPlayer.swf?pid=284890-1&clipStart=9049.96&clipStop=9109.30&autoplay=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="365" height="340"></embed></object>Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-84908387738226929322009-03-26T23:04:00.005-05:002009-03-26T23:36:35.588-05:00Ways to make enemies or irritate the soup out of the adjunct facultyBy and large, I love teaching. I was worried I wouldn't, but teaching my class is one of the best parts of my day. Another best part being treating my clients. And, of course, the best-best part being time with family and friends. However, as much as I love people, a thought has occurred to me that, in our society, signifies certain death to me in almost all realms: I am <span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">not</span></span> a team player. <br /><br />There. I said it. Throw your stones.<br /><br />I've known it for a while, but I tried to play it off like it was nothing. I'm an introvert by nature and I'm tired of pretending to be something I'm not. My eyes were opened the day I saw an egg on the front of a book and for some reason decided to read it. It was and still is one of the best books I've ever read in my life and I high recommend <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Introvert-Advantage-Thrive-Extrovert-World/dp/0761123695/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1238126847&sr=8-1">The Introvert Advantage by Marti Olsen Laney</a> to any and every single person in the whole world who thinks they might be uncomfortable in a group setting. I fought the introvert in me for years by throwing myself into drama, choir, band (yes, I was not the most popular person in high school) and essentially tried to do what I thought I "should" do. I have no idea where I got the idea I "should" be anything, but it felt like the thing to do. Until I read this book.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZbiSHrrgyF9DCu-1ZLF8hcrxIsNhNKGHVKhRYExsJxXieq9tqJo90ApSmQMR-8MrfV1LElDYYgJ3aH3FuyqDKDDYpTexhRjOxC7mqC8ofhYWCDETry_AH6YUDZRWbcy6CT88raiOUvsvA/s1600-h/0761123695.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 126px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZbiSHrrgyF9DCu-1ZLF8hcrxIsNhNKGHVKhRYExsJxXieq9tqJo90ApSmQMR-8MrfV1LElDYYgJ3aH3FuyqDKDDYpTexhRjOxC7mqC8ofhYWCDETry_AH6YUDZRWbcy6CT88raiOUvsvA/s200/0761123695.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317717994848787490" /></a><br /><br />Now that you have the back story, I'm not a team player. I try to be a team player, I do, and I can be a team player when I really put my mind to it. Last night, in class, there was a narcissist in my group and I about lost it on her. What was to be a group decision became about who could "sway her vote" because with a narcissist it's all about HER (or him but in this case she was female). I almost walked out of the class. I'm working on self-control in those situations. The woman is in her 50s. I'm almost 30 and I feel like I'm too old for the behavior that says "when I'm in a group you must all fight to change my opinion." Screw you, lady. We have our opinions and we'll all pick the last option together. It doesn't mean that since you now know what we might pick that you get to have us fight so you can change yours.<br /><br />I also tend to get annoyed when other faculty at my college try to intimidate me. As this is a particularly sensitive issue, I'll just say this: No, you can't have it and you aren't intimidating me because you may bark loud but I'm bigger than you are so I'm not scared. Just because you are demanding, rude and a backbiter doesn't mean you'll get your way. I put my name on it and it's mine. Get your own.<br /><br />Lastly, I'm an adult. Don't shush me when I walk into a room to ask you about something of mine that another faculty told me you confiscated without permission and have apparently been hoarding in your office. I didn't make up the idea, it was expressed to me and I was coming to seek out the truth of the matter so I would know what to do when my class started IN 5 MINUTES. If you shush me again, I will get mean. Really, really mean. Don't shush me. Ever.<br /><br />I love my second job. I hate the sidework. I hate grading. I hate talking to kids who I know are giving their all about the drop deadline because I'm worried about their future. I hate talking to kids who I know aren't giving their all because I'm worried about their future. Most of all, I hate dealing with other people who have varying ideas of how much better than me they think they are (not all of them, sillies, that would be a generalization, some of them are awesome).<br /><br />But I love what I do. I have two professions where I don't technically have to BE a team player to do well.<br /><br />Society can bite me. I'm doing just fine.Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-45722924714081524892009-03-25T17:23:00.003-05:002009-03-25T17:32:17.496-05:00I'm old.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwZAt0ZJij0EVrHZgsgf-wXSpRRF93EXqQDJttflmV0vtLL9NCaBh5twUcsrRbxLt-9axP8F4imBGk37KyGBpOO80JFjbYNtdVuN_WE-04_vP5otlP6L59dnvPyhAiqyWutOLQ3c6F8jNO/s1600-h/2020848773_069d0dce03.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 291px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwZAt0ZJij0EVrHZgsgf-wXSpRRF93EXqQDJttflmV0vtLL9NCaBh5twUcsrRbxLt-9axP8F4imBGk37KyGBpOO80JFjbYNtdVuN_WE-04_vP5otlP6L59dnvPyhAiqyWutOLQ3c6F8jNO/s320/2020848773_069d0dce03.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317256364371180274" /></a>It's happened. It's finally happened. "I just don't understand young people nowadays."<br /><br />I thought I did. I was unaware of my own elderly status until I sat in my multi-cultural education course tonight. My class is an education course so I am in there with a handful of psychology majors and a bunch of teachers who are here because their schools or major are requiring them to attend. As such, I'm hearing stories about words I have never ever heard in my entire life. <br /><br />These words apparently mean something having to do with some form of music, but I only recently learned what "apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur" meant and apparently this has been out for some time now. I don't listen to the radio anymore. I don't know the songs.<br /><br />I DON'T KNOW THE SONGS.<br /><br />Excuse me while I break down.<br /><br />Ok, so for someone for whom music has meant so much her whole life, this is a huge deal. I have a rhapsody account and I upload some new music but it's mainly...<span style="font-style:italic;">adult contemporary/aka easy listening.</span> In other words, John Mayer, you've grown on me.<br /><br />Who is this old person in my body? Where did I go? <br /><br />I don't even WANT this new music. It "sounds like garbage."<br /><br />That's it. I'm looking for a nursing home.Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-6428203354281603312009-03-24T23:38:00.008-05:002009-03-25T17:31:50.327-05:00Scrimmage Schrimmage<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgw8kb-todQcekl399M6IK1qfhMwL2Q_5hIuuoRd8E9NFFEcZuqhGiEEfwbdZCRspHYHP6STuktrhezday82cdqlQduVgHhSrhhL4Li2UBsfrPpN2RXZAgANSHj72otEmUmhiJAMFHhiBzh/s1600-h/louisville.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 120px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgw8kb-todQcekl399M6IK1qfhMwL2Q_5hIuuoRd8E9NFFEcZuqhGiEEfwbdZCRspHYHP6STuktrhezday82cdqlQduVgHhSrhhL4Li2UBsfrPpN2RXZAgANSHj72otEmUmhiJAMFHhiBzh/s400/louisville.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316985703582423650" /></a><br />I'm still learning how to be the perfect mom. <br /><br />I'm going to let you digest that for a minute.<br /><br />In Gen Psych, a couple of weeks ago, we discussed Maslow's Hierarchy and, after much excellent discussion, a consensus was made that we don't believe in it. We did some critical thinking and while we like stage theories, we think Maslow had it wrong. Self-actualization seems impossible to achieve because there is no way that, while living, you can actually determined that you have hit your uppermost peak. It's only in death that you can say you are done growing. For some people, they are actualized in the act of death through selflessness. See what I mean? My class was floored by this idea and more than a little peeved that someone as smart as Maslow wouldn't have come up with this on his own. I love their earnestness. <br /><br />So, I was thinking about this need for reaching some higher peak of being a mother. It's not completely unlike that feeling of self-fulfillment that Maslow touted. I continue growing and learning and it does feel like I work in stages, however, will I ever really know how well I've done? AJ is going to make mistakes because he's growing and learning and it seems irrational to place my success as a mother on his peaks and valleys. <br /><br />Getting back to what started this whole train of thought: Baseball. Why yes, I can go from abstract psychology to America's past-time. Frankly, I was doing them at the same time tonight while I was grading papers on Erikson's psychosocial theory and Kohlberg's theory of moral development and watching my son whomp one out past second. Both were equally enjoyable and both made me proud. It helped qualm my fears about the mid-term I have to take tomorrow...the one I am not going to think about right now.<br /><br />As I was saying, I'm new to this whole soccer mom, or in my case, baseball mom, thing. I'm not a stay at home mom. My house is filthy 90% of the time. I work two jobs not because I have to, but because I thought teaching would be fun (and it is!). I would rather spend time cuddling at home than out on stone bleachers cheering. I don't get what I'm supposed to be doing out there.<br /><br />And, here's the kicker: I'm a bad, bad sport. Yep, I'm the one yelling at the ref. I don't <span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">mean</span></span> to yell at the ref. I truly don't and I'm not even holding things against the ref. It just kicks in after years and years of softball and being a spectator at required high school events. When AJ played basketball, Husband actually glared at me because I "accidentally" yelled at the ref, "Are you kidding me? Did you even SEE the basket?" It slipped out. Accidentally.<br /><br />I resolve to do better with baseball. But it's not going to happen. I played softball for 8 years and I know what I'm talking about. In my head I'm constantly chanting "Elbows up, knees bent, too high, c'mon pitcher pitch 'em straight and solid, run faster you can do it!, eye on the ball" and about 800 other things. There is no way around this. The only way to make me stop is to make me watch a game I care nothing about. Like golf. You don't hear me saying "MAKE A FLIPPING BIRDIE YOU FOOL!" at anyone. I don't know what a birdie is. I keep my mouth shut. <br /><br />So, AJ is going to have super supportive mom who will chant for him and clap for him, but he is also going to have to put up with "I'm trying my best" mom. He asked me today if I'd ever found a four leaf clover. Maybe I should find one and put it in his cleats. He's going to need it with me around.Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-39492174353538560882009-03-24T00:38:00.007-05:002009-03-25T17:46:16.676-05:00Everything fell so perfectly into place...A while back, before Christmas, we had decided to do something special. We'd commissioned artwork before, with disastrous results. When I say disastrous, I will just say it was a learning experience, as those commissions were through a previous friend who has a good heart, but is still learning how to be a professional. As such, we were wary of artists in general and worried about getting jerked around.<br /><br />For the last year, I've been fascinated with the artwork of <a href="http://www.kurthalsey.com">Kurt Halsey</a>. Kurt rarely, if ever, does commission pieces, and, as an established artist, I think it's awesome that he is at the level where he is comfortable establishing those boundaries. After being friends with an artist, I know commissions are not fun. The suck the creativity out of an artist faster than most anything and people are picky, finicky and, since it's their money, they want it like Burger King: to have it their way.<br /><br />It just so happened that I'd met Kurt online and had the chance to talk to him a couple of times. After I got over my initial awe of his talent, because trust me, I can't draw stick people and you could ask anyone that knows me about that, I decided to keep an eye on his work. Eventually, as most do, I collected a piece here, and a piece there, as they related to me, AJ or Husband. None of them related to all of us, though, and the pets are our family, too.<br /><br />So, when I saw that Kurt had ebayed a commission, I was miserable to have missed it. I hinted---ok, strongly suggested---to Husband that Kurt may be willing to do a second piece, with it being around the holidays and all. It turns out, I was right. And he did. We got this around the end of January/beginning of February. This is ours. This is us. This is my family. Duder is there, so is Pea. Weiner and Francis are there in their glory. AJ is playing in the leaves. And Husband and I are doing what we do best. Thank you, Kurt. This is special. This is my life through his eyes. And mine. I love it. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizJ2bXNjYENq9smYejrFbArNZkDplbmg98T-ZStTKvJshsGNDnQmGS03im12iIep9feC2WOiR3Qs2p1TSst0a0831XVECPQa89eB2nmrqPM3D0_iTAM3tPpSXIihMEv1LUu6RIrZBy6kLM/s1600-h/DSCN0656.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizJ2bXNjYENq9smYejrFbArNZkDplbmg98T-ZStTKvJshsGNDnQmGS03im12iIep9feC2WOiR3Qs2p1TSst0a0831XVECPQa89eB2nmrqPM3D0_iTAM3tPpSXIihMEv1LUu6RIrZBy6kLM/s400/DSCN0656.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316626867815237106" /></a>Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-64252893347970601552009-03-23T19:40:00.005-05:002009-03-25T00:01:19.423-05:00Because life is all about people proving me right.Remember less than a week ago, <a href="http://blueshelled.blogspot.com/2009/03/for-real-even-them.html">in this post, </a> when I mentioned my doctors were in need of money and there were expressing it in the way of having me come in for stupid reasons? Well, today it happened again. Not even a week after the last time.<br /><br />I called in regarding a routine prescription question that essentially ended in me saying "I'm not taking your stupid medication anymore" except in more polite terminology. It ended with the doctor wimping out by having her nurse call and say that since our options were now limited that I would have to come in for a consultation. <br /><br />...<br /><br />Do I really need to say anything else? I doubt it, but since it's me, I will. Since I've been sicker than tuna on creme cake for the last 4 days, I did a walk-in appointment with her today. It ended with her telling me that I just have a virus and that I need to see a specialist because I have exhausted my options with her. I think she's just tired of dealing with me. <br /><br />Hrmph. I'm tired of paying her loans. So there.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoj7ICNL2X1G_NM3VxcC_7FfsPN43V9MMTmkyinTCkMWrTM8VqHYKtGfasxPIP8x3ZbAc9lQgxuCBfffMea4qTvEisa7yeIbVAiMw07jM7VisEaUvxVTze3LGRh6Bh_ZulM6i1BjxVdYJZ/s1600-h/100_0870.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoj7ICNL2X1G_NM3VxcC_7FfsPN43V9MMTmkyinTCkMWrTM8VqHYKtGfasxPIP8x3ZbAc9lQgxuCBfffMea4qTvEisa7yeIbVAiMw07jM7VisEaUvxVTze3LGRh6Bh_ZulM6i1BjxVdYJZ/s320/100_0870.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316549905282750594" /></a>Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-36327704655148435832009-03-22T20:16:00.007-05:002009-03-23T01:15:15.504-05:00Jillian and the Terrible, Horrible, Blah Blah Blah Blah Day<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZyFeJgK1ZtpM04X0N0UIWb6RObPam5rBFwexaAlXVy6wIQrR-feNd2Z0qzJVkEukK8K2te7S3qbEjtIojSverj6ZL1oCU-nk00ds6Vegd9O7qOrR36KLEaLpm7e28vAsZ_y-2VtxS-1ks/s1600-h/2563188170_92554a0068.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZyFeJgK1ZtpM04X0N0UIWb6RObPam5rBFwexaAlXVy6wIQrR-feNd2Z0qzJVkEukK8K2te7S3qbEjtIojSverj6ZL1oCU-nk00ds6Vegd9O7qOrR36KLEaLpm7e28vAsZ_y-2VtxS-1ks/s320/2563188170_92554a0068.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316234726862485138" /></a><br />Whew. For the third time in two months, my throat is as sore as a sunburn on an albino chicken. The last time it was sore like this was just 2 weeks ago on my spring break when I had an outbreak of bird flu aka strep throat. I'd been denying it, oh, I'd been denying it, since Friday. I hadn't been leaving the house, but I hadn't been bellyaching about it like I did today.<br /><br />What made it clear that I was in trouble was the awful fatigue that settled my bones. An hour after I woke up, I wanted a nap. Three hours after I woke up, I craved a nap and nothing I did would rid me of the need. AJ lovingly told me that I looked like the Scream mask while I slept. He didn't know it was the "scream mask," he just made the face, scrunched up his eyes and made a large OOOOO with his mouth. Little snot. At least he didn't comment on my snoring.<br /><br />For our anniversary, one of my gifts was a <a href="http://www.brookstone.com/shop/product.asp?product_code=546390&search_type=search&search_words=brookstone-nap&cm_ven=Compare&cm_cat=Mercent&cm_ite=brookstone-nap&cm_pla=GoogleBase&mr:trackingCode=8CEB8E7F-D313-DE11-8F1F-0019B9C2BEFD&mr:referralID=NA">Nap set</a>. I was dubious as to the use of this item, as when I nap, I enjoy my huge, King size bed and my own pillow, but Husband does a good job with gifts and I was waiting to see how this one fared on a day like today.<br /><br />When the "nappies" (not a diaper for those of you who use that terminology) came on me, it started slowly. First, my feet were freezing. Then, I slowly lay down on the couch as Husband made room for me amid all of his lawyer-ly work stuff. The blanket came out amid a case of the shivers and the pillow slowly followed. I don't remember much beyond that point. As AJ said, "the scream" was very much in effect.<br /><br />It strikes me how, when we're sick, we lose all the facade that we put out there on a regular day. Life goes back to basic things: sleep, food, bathroom breaks, and cuddling on demand. There was no disagreement as to what we were doing over the weekend because I didn't care what they did. I was silent on the couch. My husband probably cherished that silence, as it is rare. AJ got to go to a friend's house without having to do chores first and stay much longer than usual. I slept the sleep of unknowing, uncaring and just wanting to feel better. What I ate was no longer important and frankly, I didn't care if I ate. How I looked was not in the slightest important, though was funny to my 8 year old. The dogs were caring and concerned and stayed beside me, as did my Husband. He checked on me every little bit with ibuprofen and making sure I didn't need anything. <br /><br />Maybe it wasn't such a bad day, after all.Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1254525309050466412.post-46506851362898683032009-03-21T21:42:00.003-05:002009-03-23T01:26:07.851-05:00Random Happy Thoughts from this WeekSunday March 15, 2009<br /><br /><center><img src= http://lh6.ggpht.com/_LFYwUqWQaVI/Sb1TpgJCoWI/AAAAAAAAAFc/9Z1O43UDLE4/Pea.jpg></img></center><br />Like most nights, I was reading to go to sleep last night. The book was huge and I had propped it up on something to hold it as I prefer to wait until I'm older to deal with unnecessary carpal tunnel or tendon strain, etc. I was turning a page and realized that Pea had stuck her head to the left of the book and was looking at me pleadingly for cuddles. Sometimes, I forget that even the wee ones need a little affection because they had a bad day. After an hour of cuddling, Pea was under the covers snoring like an 85 year old man and I was back to reading my book.<br /><br />Monday March 16, 2009<br /><br /><center><img src= http://lh3.ggpht.com/_LFYwUqWQaVI/ScAeNTwpZNI/AAAAAAAAAG8/1VMCUlwYguQ/AJ.jpg></img></center><br />"Mama, I love you more than the Milky Way. More than the stars. More than the GALAXY!"<br /><br />Tuesday March 17, 2009<br /><br />AJ was asking me about some candy I'd bought for my undergrads at the beginning of the semester. As candy is off limits on every day but Saturday, I wondered what he was doing. It turns out, he was wanting to show his teacher his appreciation. He wrote her a lovely note and attached some candy to it. He has a heart of gold.<br /><br />Thursday March 19, 2009<br /><br />School hasn't come easy to my little man, even though he's WAY too smart for his own good. This year, he finally found a teacher who gets him. When this happened, he took off like a shot. After picking him up from school, I wanted to see his report card and he wanted me to wait until we got home. We had a minor spat in the car over this and some other things and when we got home I wasn't in the mood to talk. AJ is a sensitive little guy and he went to the backyard and sat on our swing. I watched him and saw his reflective face. After a little while, he came inside, with a handful of dandelions and said "I love you." He put them in a small glass up on the mantle. Right next to the flowers that his daddy gave me for our anniversary. <br /><br />Saturday, March 21, 2009<br /><br />AJ just passed his swimming test after 5 weeks of swimming lessons! On his first try!Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05619141119581357488noreply@blogger.com0