For real? Even them?

Yes, it's true. Even doctors are feeling the crunch of the economy. No, my doctors are not breaking ethics, social norms or common etiquette to tell me that their clientele have fallen off. I have been able to deduce this by the number of times I've been asked to come in for a follow up visit for something that could have been taken care of in the last 3 months with a simple phone call (aka test results or a prescription tweak).

A clear example of this occurred when I went to my dermatologist today. My dermatologist is, hands down, one of the prettiest women I've ever seen in my life. She's like doctor Barbie, but in a down to earth package. If she weren't so stinking nice, I might dislike her in my shallow "but you're way too pretty to be really nice, you must be faking it" kind of way. Yes, I have growing to do, too. This isn't the case with Doctor Barbie (I'm not calling her that in a demeaning way, but I'm giving you her name, either. She's mine. Not yours. You can't have her. I like getting in to see her quickly.)

I'm a pale, pale woman. A friend of mine used to lovingly refer to me as a "china doll." This is great in many ways unless I want to 1/tan or 2/avoid skin cancer. I'm also a moley person. Blame awful genes, but you could play a mean game of connect the dots on my torso. As such, I had surgery about 3 weeks ago and they took a nice hunk out of my abdomen. All is well and the cells ended up non-cancerous. Just ugly. I'm glad they are gone. I was to go back today to have my stitches removed.

When I arrived, the medical assistant looked at the stitches and, even though I'd popped one of them nicely thanks to my determination to do well at physical therapy this week, overall, they looked good and are healing. I nodded and asked if Dr. Barbie would be coming in to remove them and the medical assistant replied "No, these are dissolve-able stitches. We're just making sure everything looks ok today." Hrm. Because she'd initially told me I would use dissolve-able stitches, then told me last time I'd have to have them removed, and now they are dissolve-able again. So, I decided to use it to my advantage and have her address my other moles and skin issues while I was there. I'm not coming back for yet another appointment in 2 weeks. But I'll see her in 6 months for a mole check up...

If it were only Dr. Barbie, I wouldn't question it, but hands down I have seen my doctors more this year than any other year. I've had more lab tests ordered and have wasted more hours in waiting rooms than I'd like to count. It's not because I'm more ill than usual, though I have felt better in my life, it's because the follow up appointments are being required more and more often. The only difference I can see is that, when I'm in the waiting room, it's more empty than usual and the phones aren't ringing. Someone has to pay for the doctor's education. Looks like it's going to be me.